Kenley Jansen (RP): 1 IP, Save, 0 ER, 3 K’s, 0 H, 0 BB

Chris Sale (SP): 6 IP, 0 ER, 6 K’s, 3 H, 3 BB

Kevin Gausman (SP): 6 IP, W, 0 ER, 10 K’s, 3 H, 0 BB

Mike Trout (OF): 3-4, HR, RBI, R, BB

Giancarlo Stanton (OF): 2-4, HR, RBI, R

Jose Altuve (2B/OF): 1-3, BB, SB

Cam Schlittler (SP): 5.1 P, W, 0 ER, 8 K’s, 1 H, 0 BB

Doing his best Jose Soriano impersonation. Will the Giants ever score a run?

Shea Langeliers (C): 3-4, 2 HR’s, 2 RBI, 2 R

Making a case to be the #1 catcher this year.

Sandy Alcantara (SP): 7 IP, W, 0 ER, 5 K’s, 4 H, 2 BB

Rewarding patient owners who have been burned the last couple years.

Ketel Marte (2B): 2-5, HR, RBI, R

Josh Lowe (OF): 2-4, HR, 2B, 3 RBI, R

The Entire San Francisco Giants Offense

In 2 games this season: 0 Runs, 4 Hits

Cole Ragans (SP): 4 IP, L, 4 ER, 5 K’s, 6 H, 4 BB

Not very ace-like. I’m concerned.

Jeremiah Estrada (RP): 0.2 IP, 4 ER, 2 K’s, 3 BB, 1 H

The scapegoat for this game, but really the whole bullpen blew a nice outing by Michael King.

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