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2026 MLB Season Predictions
American League
The defending AL Champion Toronto Blue Jays won’t be flying south this year. After losing Bichette to the Mets and dealing with major pitching injuries, they shockingly finish last.
The Texas Rangers, perhaps inspired by Chuck Norris, take the division. Led by former Mets Nimmo, DeGrom, and new addition MacKenzie Gore.
The Kansas City Royals lineup deserves respect. Bobby Witt Jr. carries them, but don’t sleep on Maikel Garcia, Sal Perez, and Vinnie Pasquantino.
National League
The Pittsburgh Pirates are ready to plunder the division. With ace Paul Skenes leading the charge, plus rising prospect Konnor Griffin and key additions like O’Hearn, Ozuna, and Lowe.
The New York Mets had a rough offseason, but still look strong enough to make a deep run—only to fall short against the Dodgers in the NLCS. Keep an eye on their young pitching.
The San Diego Padres… actually, never mind. Just load up on Dodgers players. Don’t overthink it—stack your lineup with them. If possible, draft the announcer too 😄
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