SNAPSHOT
THE ROOF WILL BE OPEN IN ARIZONA TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
OFFENSE GALORE!
PITCHING
Top Choices For Donkeys
Stephen Strasburg … Nah. Β No, thanks tonight. Β His price is insane for what he will give you. Β Pass….
Gerrit Cole … He is very up and down and I don’t hate the idea of rostering him. Β Except he wont win. Β Which kinda is a reason to not like rostering someone. Β I am on Lance Lynn in what has turned into a pitchers duel series…..
My Guys
Lance Lynn … Cardinals need this game and will win it 5-2.
Henderson AlvarezΒ … Yes. I like the guy who has thrown a no hitter.. Β Give me him! Β Thanks.
FAVORITE STACKS
RaysΒ … All aboard the Rays train tonight againstΒ FORMER RAY Jeremy Hellickson…. Β Give me every Ray who didnt homer last night and then some…..Β Chase Field… Β The Marlins are going to go off again tonight. Β And so are the Diamondbacks…Β RoyalsΒ … KC should DESTROY and MURDER… Β YES.. Β DESTROY AND MURDER DYLAN COVEY…Β AthleticsΒ … Uhh. The Taco’s are bad tonight. Β Miguel Gonzalez no bueno…. NO BUENO…Β PhilliesΒ … The OF + Franco & Rhys are all in play.
FADES
Nationals … They’re bored. Β Why isnt Robles playing? Β He would rake again
Braves … No Freeman? Β No thanks
HITTERS
CATCHER
- Salvador Perez
- Wilson Ramos
- Austin Hedges
- JT realmuto
FIRST BASE
- Logan Morrison… Lo Mo to the Eutaw Street BBQ PIT x2
- Matt Olson
- Paul Goldschmidt
- Eric Hosmer
SECOND BASE
- Whit! Merrifield!
- Daniel Murphy
- Dee Gordon
- Brad Miller
THIRD BASE
- Michael Moustakalakas
- Maikel Franco
- Cory Spangen the berg
- Manuel Machado
SHORTSTOP
- Tim Beckham
- JP Crawford
- Kike Hernandez
OUTFIELD – Tier 1
- Giancarlo Stanton – Lock HR. Β Needs to go yard twice at his price…. Β Heeeey, that rhymes!
- AJ Pollock – Pollock Saturday Nights!
- Steven Souza Jr… Β Why is he not considered Jr anymore? Β Did his father die? Β If so, I feel bad… Β However, was there a narrative we missed? Β And if your father dies, does that no longer make you a Junior??? Β Seriously.. I need this answered… Β Oh… And… I think he just hit his third homer tonight, no?? Β OK… Β Well, he’s about to do that… Β Thanks…
- Melky Cabrera
OUTFIELD – Tier 2
- Everyone playing in Chase Field
- The Phillies … Williamas, Altherr, Odubell…
- Kevin Kiermaier
- Matt Joyce
- Khris Davis
- Dexter Fowler
- Carlos Gonzalezzzzzzzz
- Manuel Margot
OUTFIELD – Valuuuue
- Corey Dickersucksnuts
- Gorkys Hernandez – Hun.Jin Pooh is Pooh…
DONGERS CLUB
- Nick Williams – OF – Chairman
- Steven Souza JR – OF
- Giancarlo Stanton – OF
- Tim Beckham – SS
- Maikel Franco – 3B
- Brad Miller – SB
- Logan Morrison – 1B
- Salvadong Perez – C
- BONUS ……………….. JD Martinez – OF
Follow me on twitter @steve_renner for any feedback or questions.Β Β Just dont ask me if I like someone I said I am fading or if I like Mike Zunino….Β Β Okay???
