Emerson Hancock (SP): 6 IP, W, 0 ER, 9 K’s, 0 H, 1 BB

The best pitching line of the season so far and on no one’s roster.

Randy Vasquez (SP): 6 IP, W, 0 ER, 8 K’s, 2 H, 3 BB

Also likely a FA in your league. Change that.

Dylan Cease (SP): 5.1 IP, 1 ER, 12 K’s, 3 H, 2 BB

Say hello to your MLB strikeout leader.

Munetaka Murakami (1B/3B): 1-4, HR, RBI, 2 R, BB

A homerun in all 3 games. We will all be pronouncing his name perfectly by the end of the season..

Brendon Donovan (2B/SS/OF): 2-3, HR, 3 RBI, 2 R, 2 BB

Batting in front of the HR king has its advantages

Alex Bregman (3B): 2-4, 2 HR’s, 2 RBI, 2 R

Welcome to the Cubs! The guy just hits wherever he goes.

Jordan Walker (OF): 3-4, HR, 3 RBI, 3 R

We’ve been waiting for years for this guy to finally break out.

Yandy Diaz (OF): 5/6, 2B, 4 RBI, 2 R

You get 5 hits in a game, you get your name up here no matter what!

Joey Weimer (OF): 3-3, HR, 3B, 3 RBI, R, BB

Is this guy for real? He’s 6-6 overall.

Bo Bichette (3B): 1/14, 1 R, 1 RBI overall

Patience, New Yorkers. Patience.

Carlos Estevez (RP): 0.1 IP, L, BS, 6 ER, 0 K, 2 BB ,4 H

It’s really hard to blow a save so badly that you give up 6 runs and likely lose your job. Add Erceg immediately.

Andrew McCutchen (OF): 2-4, HR, 3 RBI, 2 R

Seth Lugo (SP): 6.1 IP, W, 3 K’s, 5 H, 0 BB