It’s Opening Day for Everyone!
MLB is back y’all! Finally, mercifully, officially, and you don’t even need Netflix. Let’s dig in!
Mutants of the Day:
Sanchez at home = Cy Young. After looking at his home/road splits, the Phillies should decorate all visiting ballparks in Phillies colors before he arrives.
The K’s are ridiculous of course. But against the White Sox, should we be grading on a curve here?
Picking up right where he left off and a much better outing than his NL Cy Young counterpart.
Doing his best Skubal impersonation, Soriano showed flashes of brilliance last season. Can this be the year he strings them together?
At first glance the most unlikely league leader in homeruns. But then again, he hit 31 last year, so maybe there is something brewing here for a big season..
Who? An unlikely source of production in that Mariners lineup but just someone to keep an eye on for now.
Turds of the Day:
What happened?? Ohhh’Neil Cruz happened. Some of these runs should be unearned but regardless, not quite what you want with your first round pick.
Really? Against the Nationals? Let’s take a mulligan here and see what he can do next week at home facing the Angels.
Welcome to THE SHOW, kids! Jump on these rookies immediately if available:
- Kevin McGonigle (SS): 4-5, 2 2B’s, 2 RBI, 2 Runs
- Chase DeLauter (OF): 3-5, 2 HR’s, 2 RBI, 3 Runs
- Munetaka Murakami (1B, 3B): 1-2, HR, RBI, Run, 2 BB
- Carson Benge (OF): 1-3, 1 HR, RBI, 2 Runs, SB, BB
- JJ Wetherholt (3B, SS, 2B): 1-4, HR, 2 RBI, Run
Memes of the Day:
